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angelshavethephonebox: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:29:22 -0400

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:46:17 -0400

8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:24:20 -0400

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:07 -0400

politics in a nutshell

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:52:46 -0400

politics in a nutshell

Pollen accidentally enters body

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:11:26 -0400

*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

lalacanthearyou: arystar: blingostarr: courtbo: finishedby5am...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:06:37 -0400

lalacanthearyou:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

this is totally real..just learned some body language stuff for theatre class and this was included

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:52:24 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:49:47 -0400

chiffonandribbons: Valentino Couture S/S 2012

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:44:23 -0400

chiffonandribbons:

Valentino Couture S/S 2012

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:32:27 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 09:44:19 -0400

tedonik: 0rdinarykid: I forgot to cat Decided to dog.

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:43:24 -0400

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:11:22 -0400

bloodcaste: johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:52:58 -0400

bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

Plot Twist: The Doctor's name is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:50:32 -0400

Plot Twist: The Doctor's name is Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.

youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:50:06 -0400

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

bamalam31: The Squad Rugrizzles

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:48:02 -0400

bamalam31:

The Squad Rugrizzles

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:36:34 -0400

assbuttmcgee: mr-radical: feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:36:25 -0400

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with